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Dog Poop

 Walking my owner,
   Tugging on my leash,
     It is time...
        For #2

Zen Poet and the Art of Picking up Dog Poop

1. Take 2 plastic bags with you when walking the pooch.
2. After pooch has deposited his turd, take plastic bag and turn it inside out.
3. Grab the turd with the bag, but make sure that the bag handles do not touch the turd (or you will regret it in the next step).
4. Make a knot using the handles. This will lock the smell inside.
5. Parade around the neighborhood proudly with the plastic bag. This will give you brownie points with the neighbors.

Why 2 plastic bags? Pooch may decide to do #2 twice! Or there may be a hole in the first bag.